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Labels: Saving the rug
Sunday, February 11, 2007
I have been very busy lately keeping the riff-raff away from my domain. mom insists on putting out food and fresh water twice a day, every day for "charity" cats. Stupid idea - that means there might be less for me and that, of course, would be unacceptable. I'm having a hard time teaching her that her behavior is inconsiderate and just wrong. I have tried biting, scratching, tripping her as she walks with the bowl of water, even escaping through the open door and giving the charity case de jour a taste of my spikey claws - but nothing seems to get through to her. As a result of her ignoring my demands - I have been forced to show those charity cats who think they could move in with us my enormous brute strength to frighten them away.
One of the ugly beasts has the nerve to sit on the planter box at the front window and peer in at us. When I see this rude behavior I get in the window and up on my rear legs and grab the metal mini blinds. I thrash them and then I bite them until they are limp and curled as a dead snake. Imagine the power it takes to bend and bite through metal. You are scared of me now - aren't you? You should be - I am strong and fearless.
Labels: I am mean
Sunday, January 07, 2007
2007 is the year of Wallingford. I have become even more famous and you can find me now on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91aHzPf1sEo . Here I am with mom teaching her how to properly give me treats. In the background you can see the patchwork pony cat that you can have for your very own by sending a self adressed big box to mom. That is one big, fat cat so send a big box.
Labels: YouTube
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Last Saturday I went outside for a breath of fresh air with mom and the other cat. I played big game hunter and caught myself a big, fat rat. It was really big and made lots of noise when I caught it. mom came running to see what the noise was and I showed her the rat. She was very proud (of course she was) and started running into the house to get her camera to take a picture for my publicist to use for a press release. Then she noticed that the dirty rat was not dead. She called that other cat because she thought that I, Wallingford, could not dispatch a rat by myself. Silly mom. I told the patchwork, pony-butt cat not to touch my rat and she didn't. I let that rat play dead and then scurry away into the compost pile behind the garage. I did good. Catch and release is not only good for the environment - it is fun for me. mom said that she is not going to let me watch A River Runs Through It ever again. It's not easy being green.
Labels: It's not easy being green.
Friday, December 08, 2006
I had my first anniversay with mom last weekend. A year ago she and uncle butter adopted me. I wasn't at my best back then - but I am perfect now! The fat patchwork cat that lived here first has lost some of her lard butt this year because I give her lots of exercise. mom makes both of us jump through a hoop to get cookies sometimes - but I make that other cat jump up and down whenever I am in the mood. Two days ago I licked her ear - but riding her like a pony is more fun even though she growls and growls at me. Can I help it that I am a stripey cat (and superior to all other kinds of cats) and she is only a patchwork cat? No reason to growl at me - that is rude and disrespectful. Right? You agree with me. Send me your address and I will have mom mail you a patchwork cat for your very own.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Physics is fun! I decided to jump onto the special shelf on the window in the kitchen to check my domain and mom was in the way. She was sitting at the table eating something that she wasn't sharing with me - more importantly - she was sitting in the chair that I use to make the leap to the window shelf. So I gathered up my strength and took a good push off on the glass table and wham! I was on the shelf and everything that used to be behind me on the table had hit the opposite wall of the kitchen and was now on the floor. That is physics - the equal and opposite reaction to my tremendous leap was useless (mom) stuff making fun noises and rolling around on the floor. Then mom decided to get out of my chair - too late - I was already busy looking for intruders.
Labels: Physics